i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
Imagine if you had to take a shot every time you were sarcastic.
favorite new drinking game
urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked
Anxiety really hits me when its been 10 minutes and the girl friend has not replies after I sent her a heartfelt, sweet, and cheesy text.