hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

Imagine if you had to take a shot every time you were sarcastic.

favorite new drinking game

rebelhooker:

urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked

calzonastories:

Anxiety really hits me when its been 10 minutes and the girl friend has not replies after I sent her a heartfelt, sweet, and cheesy text.